Vapaus, May 19, 1955

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Inpidelty ranskalaisten:käsissä.
UKO FRANCO
KYSYMYKSEEN
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nar­uilla
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Me
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nes-em-nme
ssut
an-ku-lelle
nme
työn
tuk-äista
isiin
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at
60
tia
marssi Madridin yliopistoon ja -
naulasi seinään seuraavasti kun-luvan
julisteen: "Ei kuningasta!
Ei Francoa! Haluamme syndlka-; ^
listisen valtion!" Ja kun ylioppi-laita
virtasi lukemaan julistusta,
teki falangistijoukko . fasistltcr-vehdyksen
ja viritti puoluelanlon
"Käänny kohti aurinkoa."
Viime huhtikuussa leimahtivat fa-langistien
ja monarkistien väliset ris-
' tiriidat . jälleen liekkiin. Madridin
Ateno-klubilla esitelmöi eräs italialai-nen
mo.narkisti "monarkismiri palaut­tamisesta
Eurooppaan" kun falangis-tit
äkkiä keskeyttivät hänet buuauk-seilaan
ja huudoillaan "alas kunin­gas!"
Ja melu nousi kattoon, kun
eräs korkea falangistijohtaja — Joka
oli paikalla erään ministerin seurassa
~ huusi koko voimallaan "Eläköön
falangistipuolue!" •
Ilmiöt osoittavat, että Espanjan fa­sismin
sileäksi jyräämän pinnan alla
kuohuu mitä vakavimpia ristiriitoja',
jotka alkavat aivan valtapiirien hui­pulta.
SITÄ
JA
TÄTÄ
SELITYS
T y ö n j o h t a p : "Mistä se johtuu, että
te kuljetatte vain yhden säkin kerral-.
laan kun.toiset kuljettavat kaka;?"
T>*ömiea: "Varmaankin se johtuu
siitä etteivät he viitsi tehdä kahta
reissua.'..'
ASIALLINEN SYY
. "Minä en tykännyt shtä kauniista
palvelijasta, jonka' otimme tyo.hon.
josta syystä annoin hänelle lopputi­lin",
sanoi mrs. Brown.
"Ennenkuin annoit hänelle tilai­suuden
yrittää? kysyi mr. Brown.
" E i , mutta ennenkuin annoin sinul­le
tilaisuuden yrittää."
)sia- I
1 oli i
i n a - j.
t ä s -
jaUe I
atoa I
Korkeimman neuvos­ton
istunto
Huhtikuun .13 päivänä Petroskoissa
ipäättyi Karjalais-SuomalaUon tasa-vaUan.
korkeJmman_neuvoston ensim
mainen istuntokausi.
Tasavallan korkein neuvosto käsit­teli
Karjalals-Suomalaisen tasa-vailaa
valtionbudjettia ivuodelle 1955, välit-;
si Karjalais-iSuomalaisen tasavallan
korkeimman neuvoston puhemiehis­tön
ja muodoaU tasavallan hallitui-,
sen. Korkeimman neuvoston puhe­miehistön
puheenjohtajaksi valittiin
kansanedustaja O. Kuusinen ja nu-nisterineuvoston
puheenjohtajab;'
kansanedustaja P. Prokkonen.
A SUCCESSFUL PRODUCTION
iThe Kakarat and "Sa\ ome
I FOR SALE: - - Seven (7) .vells,
I various colours, used only.öitiee by :
amateur theatrical gToup,;:'SeIUns.
for beIow cost. Apply "Kakarat".
2605 East Pcnder St., Vanconver,
B. C."
Thosp few terse ivords close the
Chapter on production "Salome'^
tthich was • performed on i May 8th,
alons with "Rikolliset", as the com­petition
play to close. off the series
of events presented this Spring by
the "Kakarat" and the r i v a l " U r a n -
uurtajat." If you Easterners think
you po at things in a big scale, you
•Rould have another think coming had
you \vitnessed "Salome" along with
the preparations which went into its
making. Like HoUywood would
phrase it: this was the most lavish,
colourful play of the season, with a
east of thousands i^Well, maybe about
t\venty-five or thirty i f y o u want the
cxact figures) plus set decorations
nevcr before seen by any audience!
Problem number one faced by the
producers Avas finding a suitable per-former
to play the part of Salome.
No'.v, dear readers; you are a l i grqwn-up
and well-read people so I need not
mcnlion in detail the, ah . . . character
of Salome. Let us just say she re-quires
many of the more artistic
qualities present in women as a
whole, but seldom to be found at the
same time in one female. T h e young
lady chosen for the role succeeded
admirably' well in portraying the ob-noxious
traits which have made the
name of Salome a by-word i n most
quarters for centuries; Take the scene
where she has commanded the pror
phet to be brought out from the
cistern SO she can see what the old
desert rat looks like. For some un-fathomable
reason she is smitten by
nis looks and does not hesitate to say
so. m SO many wordS; but the duU
elot spurns her advances. In^ the
midst of thLs dialogue one of the les-ser
members of the party proceeds to
dispatch himself from the. earthly
\vorld and drops his carcass almost
on top of Salome. But this deter-mined
girl doesn't so much as bät an
eyelash moreover announces her
intention to "Kiss thy mouth"; ro-f
ernng of course to the prophet. This
really frightens the object of enamour
Whö clambers back into his well. out
of ,whexice he should nevcr have comc
i n the first place;
The set decoration was a mastcr-piece
in itself, what with towerlng
columns, flickering torcheis (some-thing
the fire department Inspector
was never told about), stone wälls,
grass lawns, and moonbeams beamihg
around here and there. Not large as
ifar as size was concemed, but on the
impact it had on the. audience, was
the head of the prophet which was
broUght out after he had beeri given
a close shave around the shoulder
blades. Even those who created the
prop in question were slightly uneasy
.until the curtain went down and the
prophet emerged from his cistern still
attached to his own head; so realistic
was the synthetic twin. It should be
told here that i n truth the plaster of
paris creation was not one hundred
percent paint and horsehair. For in
the process of manufacture most of
the eyebrows and eyelashes from the
modelcame off'into the original mold,
a factor the brainwaves working on it
had not taken into consideration. So
proud are the creators of their work
that they are seriously entertaifung
thoughts of presenting their master-piece
"for dlsplay to the Vancouver
Art Gallery.
Take ali the foregoing and mix it
with a bevy of eye-catching slave
girls. soldiers, Cappadocieans. Syrians,
Jews. and so forth, and you can ima-gine
why I call it going on a big scale.
Of course, I. rather suspect that the
stage would look bare without a
goodly supply of actors and actresses
traipsing about. Somewhere during
the process of constructlon of the
Clinton Hall, the architects must have
got their blue prints fouled up because
the stage is the size of what we call
"country halls' back in Ontario. A
troop of moimted cav^Jry could be
concealed with;. ease ' behlnd the
scenery i n one of the comers; and I
can readily believe the tale told
around here about the time someone
rowed a boat acrossthe stage on rea!
water in a scene from one of yester-year's
plays!
When Oscar Wilde wrote "Salome"
he must have been getting paid so
AVERY BRUNDAGE IS
SLOWLY LEARNING
Iistä 1 kansanomaista. He ovat luvanneet
Ullia
lem-lille,
Isille
läpi-ipe-ron-ikoi-nton
«an
kuo­lana
ä ä l -
icau^
8UO-ti-leen,
ä ja
.Isen
)itä-suu-nU-nin-suo-jaa-ossa
iran
v i l ­ulla,
alat
mo-
•ten.
Ja
[ antaa meille kaiken sen, mihin hf
pystyvät.
Entuudesta tiedämme, että sai-burylaiset
osaavat antaa arvon, hyvil­le
kultttiuritilaisuuk-sille. Entuudes­ta
tiedämme myös, että vieraanvarai­sina
ihmisinä sudburylaifot ottavat
torohtolalset ystävänsä avosylin vii­taan
sekä kotona, että Finnish haalfi
konsertissa sunnuntaina.
Mutta kun tämä pohjolan kesä 02
niin kc-vin lyhyt n i in jotkut maanfflie;
henime raattavati lyödä arpaa sii»-
tulevatko he t ä h ä n vierailukonserttiin,
(vai lähtevätkö maalle, semminJun K?
ou sattumalta vielä "kahden päivaa
viikonloppu. ^.
/ AllekrUvannut u^oo kuitenkin. e.J
:^t*mä vierailukonsertti on siksi har"'
nainen j ä ä p v o k a * tilaisuus, ettei s»
'sovi mitenkään sivuuttaa. Ka tufli'*^
aihetta tulee siUe. joka ei tahan »0=:
.terttlin pääse.
Me sUs suosittelemme torontoIai5*«®
konserttiin osallistumista, jotta volc-me
antaa. torontolaisilleystä^lUefflff-yhtä
läheisen vastaanoton yleW|^
konaerttitilal^uudessa. kum o l ^
valmiina sen tekemään, y l f ^ ^ -^
kotonamme.
Siis tervetuloa torontolaiset 1»»^*
Jat ja soittajat tänne kivikioW^
banaanlseudulle. Vlcrailukons»^
lenne hyvää menestystä toivo"*-;
sanomme. Pinnlsh-haalilla latataJ-^
" Känsäiour»-
Avery Brundage, president of the
International Olympic Committee, is
known throughout the world of sport
as a loud-mouthed badger. genus
Amerlciinus. with a penchant for red-
•baiting;- •
Precisely because Avery is thekind
of man he i a his article ehtitled. "I
Must Admit — Russian Atheletes Are
Great!' in the April 30 issue of the
The Saturday Evening Post has
crciitKi quite a furor and has bccn
wide]y quotcd.
Many newspapers reprinted part of
Brmidage's article, particularly stress-ing
his concern for the growing "soft-ne.
s.>" of American athletcs as com-
P.ircd to the husky, hcaltwy boys and
girlo Erovving up in the USSR.
Brundr.ge iiidulgcd in some "rou­tine"
rcdbaiting, of course ("The spirit
oi fun has been bled from Soviet
••'Portf," etc.; but he also made some
ii'i':ic.si!ng admis.sion.s. Of the last
Oiympic; at Helsinki, for instance:
"Some fcared that the USSR vould
trv to u.se the gamcs as a sounding
003 !d for Red propaganda. Generally.
tiino y.,is concern that the Olympics,
tJcoJcatcd to il spirit of good fellöw-
^hir) and fair play. might suddenly
'-•-(ji'Klo 111 dis.seasion and 111 feeling.
"Tliesc fcars proved unjustified.
After moving into a camp some 12
miir.v from the city. along wifch the
athletes ofother. countries in the
Soviet sphere of influence. the Ras-slans
amazed everyone wlth their
fricndliness and cxcellent deport-ment.
"Russian track athletes visitcd the
American quarters, and, through i n -
terpreters. discussed techniques. Rus­sian
crewmen became chummy , with
the U J S . rowers, swapped boats'and
even had the vvinninp American eight
as guests.at an elaborate and friendly
luncheon. Later, US. Olynyilc offi-oials
were guests of honor at a special
dinner at the Soviet camp.
"Through the games. Russian ath­letes
acted Tvith perfect propricty.
They were modest v.inners and gra-cious
losers. Some said it was a big
propaganda show dictated by the
Kremlin. If that is so. the parts were
well played."
Avery is learning. but slowly. Hc
still doesnt entirely ^beileve what he
sees with his own^es.— but at Icast
he no longer goes about with hlscyes
shut. refusing to look.
When Avery Brundage acceptcd an
invitation to visit the Soviet Union
hc planned to stay only three days,
but the visit strctched to three weeks.
The; more American sportsmen who
follow in his footsteps. the better It:
will be for the cause of world pcace,
international goodwUl and friendly
sports competition.
much per word because the length of
the speeches is record breaking to say
the least. The Tatrarch Herod (or
king i f you wlsh): gocs on for intervals
long cnough to alIow the stage hands
to go out for a cup of coffee and
return during the process of a single
speech. Ali he is doing during most
of these is repeating himself, telllng
Salome he will give her anything from
the Kohinor diamond to the Täj M a -
hal i f she will forget about her obses­sion
for; a vitai portion of the Pro-phefs
body. But ali to no avail,
espscially with Herodius, his wlfe,
backing up her daughter i n her de-mand
for. the grissly trophy in relm-bui-
sement of the dance of the seven
veils: .
The audience reaction to the play
was hard to judge. During the pre-sentation
there .were no outbursts of
either laughter pr tears, because. 1
would imagine they were, strivlng
hard to undcrstand the six syllable
English words. The applause at the
end was satisfactory. enough to satis-fy
the director anyway; There had
been some taik of taking "Salome"
down south of the border and I un­dcrstand
a couple of critics from that
ncck of the woods were in the au­dience.
The pian however was
shelved; I suspect because there were
feai-s .the . folks down there Just
couldn't digest- so much: outpouring
of talent at one sitting.
One rcsult is obvious. The play
.sorved to stimulate old intcrcsts and
arousc some new oncs among the
younger generation and a full scale
Production, instead of a one-act af-fair,
is by no means out of the ques­tion;
and may be forthcomingm the
near future>—GulUver.
BC Youlh Deplore
Soulh^rn-Type
Intimidalion
Vancoaver. — On May 8th at 4:30
am., locks were thrown through both
front Windows of the club rooms of
the National Federation of Labor
Youth. This is the second time In
two weeks the Windows have hecn
smashed. Chief of Police Valter
Mulligan has been intervlewcd, and
protection ot the'club room has been
assured. The Chief said that he
would conduct a n investigatlon of the
acts.
The executive of the N F L Y met
Sunday evening and have taken steps
to investigate these incidents.
N F L Y Secretary Glyn Thomas
stated. "It seems some hooligans,
getting theh- cue from McCarthy's
ideas i n the UJS., are trylng to violate
the law and brlng southem-type i n -
timidatlon Into Canada. We are sure
most Canadlanswlll reject this. We
offer any young person who disagrees
with us, the use of the club rooms^to
debatc our views on Canada's fuiure.
In the U.S. people likc^McCarthy en-courage
violence as a way of intimi-dating
people. The truth is that the
N F L Y is an organization of patrlotic-minded
young Canadians who believe
Canada - must break from U.S. doml-nation.
We believe i n a socialist
future for our country. We believe
i n promoting f riendship between
young people of ali countries. In this
way we work for a peaceful future for
Canada." *
GETTING READY FOR THE BIG SUOIV!
BOOZE HITS THE NEWS
. IMPOSSIBLE
Asked by the teacher: "Now, i f I
were to lay five eggs here and two
eggs there. how many would I have?"
: ''You couldn't d o l t , teacher", rep-lied
Jimmy.
BYBOB WARD
One of the rummicst Itoms to hlt
our eyes f or a long time was a recent
news Story about a tcam of sclentlats
who liave come iip wlth the dlscovery
that the: better brand of llquor one
drinks the less likcly oncis to have a
hang-over.
The team of scientlsts has been
wöking on this project for quite some
time and from the report it would
really seem they'/d thrown themselvcs
right into the «pirit of the; matter.
The way the noble cxpcrlment has
been carried out has been by plying
rats wlth ali varietles and gradcs of
alcolMllc beverage and then tcstlng
them for "morning after" cffects.
And thus it was that tliese scien­tlsts
arrived at the opinion that the
better the llquor the less you'll feel
the next momlng that the nlght bcr
fore you just shoulda otood In bod.
Our own oplnoln, for what lt's worth
is that the wholc experlment wa5 n
frightful waste of llquor.
iMatter of fact we know of several
cronles who deem that. the vhole
matter should have been reported to
the Society (for the Prevention of
Cruelty to Anlmals. Not. mlnd you.
that they were agalnst the experlment
as 6uch. But the way they ivlcwed
thev matter was that even, now gct
this. even if they had to sacrlflce
themselveq, It wouId have been bet­ter
than getting those poor llttle rats
Seven Festivals For Canada Day
Canada's birthday this year wlll be
celebrated by seven youth festivals
acrossthe country at which sports
and cultural achievements will be
dedicated to a Greatcr Canada.
Man is considered to be old wh€n
he reachcs three score and tcn years.
But to a country, life can ibegin at 88.
That Canadian youth have confi-dence
In our country'5 future la ex-pressed
in the youth festivals to l>e
held in Quebec. Palermo. Port Arthur,
Winnipeg, Regina Edmonton and
Vancouver.
WESTERN JUBILEE
In Quebec i f s a festival for a Ca­nadian
flag. In Albertä. i f s the "A1-:
bcrta Jubilee Youth Festival." mark-ing
that province's 50th anniversary;
To take place at Elk Island P a r k near
Edmonton, it will -feature a sl»rts
meet as well as cultural program de-picting
Alberta's growth. the contri-bution
made to her development by
the pioneers of divernj national o r i -
gins, and many more cxciting things,
Saskatchewan youth too will be ccle-brating
their provlnce's 50th birth­day.
.
The Festival Committee i n Vancou­ver
announces that "Some of the pos-sible
events: for the festival are: an
outdoor conccrj, of Canadian music,
song and dancc; a track and field
competition; an Indian canoe race;
an exhibition of Canadian arts and
science volleyball and softball touma-ments;
national group participation
i n folk concert-^t; a log rolling contcst
an exhibition field and lasroi^sc
game; a banquet and dance, a swlm-ming
meet." Plans are well under
way and "People promlncnt In the
athletic and cultural field have been
contacted and have indicatcd their
.5upport.
STANLEY PARK SITE
Stanley Park, natlonnlly known
beauty spot, is the site of thclr affair
i on take place on July 1 wcckcnd. "We
are a young nation and already wc
have many achievements to our cre-dit,"
says theh- press release. "These
achievements deserve to be better
known.. One way this can be done
is to hold a cultural and athletic fes­tival
on . our national birthday.
Through such a festival, the youth of
British Columbia will have a wonder-fui
opportunity 'to dlsplay their
capabilities." ^ <»i4|
I n Port Arthur on April 13, 26 dele-gates
representing nine youth and
cultural. organizatlons mapped out
plans for.the greatest celebratlon of
its kind in this area. Already, the
youth. club of the Association of
United Ukrainlan Canadians is rc-hearsing
the play " T « n Sawyer" as a
contribution to a drama night on the
gala weekend öf June 24-26. June 24
is Midsummer's Night, traditlonally a
nlght of gaiety and dance for the
Scandinavian people. A concert and
dance' are planned to celebrate this
event and officially open the North-westem
Ontario Youth Festival for a
Greatcr Canada. Sports compelltions
are eageriy lookcd forward to.
Wally 'Sloboda, cuHiiral director öf
the AUUC, was the popular cholcc for
chalrman, while Mary Slo»)odlan, re­presenting
the Slovaks, was unani-mously
elected Secretary, T h e color-ful
Co-op Cultural group, fresh from
a vcry siuxsessful Wlnnipeg concert is
preparlng for the festival and can be
expected to present some fine Can­adian
dances. The Finnish Youth arc
planning to present gym dlsplays as
Weil as partlclpatc i n the drama night.
The highlight o f the entire weekcnd
will be an excitlng concert Involvlng
ali parliclpants In the festival c l l -
maxed by the adoption of the Youth
Plcdge to honor Canada,
ONTARIO FESTIVAL EXPANDB
Wlnnlpcg is planning a three-day
festival on the July 1 weekend, at
Husavlck and Winnipeg Beach, wlth a
fine sports and cultural program, and
a competition on the theme of "Can­ada,
her land. her people, her future."
In Ontario, proud of having ori?l-nated
these festivals, an even better
affair than last year is planned. Tor­onto,
London, Windsor. Ottawa,
Leamlngton, Chatham and Sudbury
charge of the track and field compe-tltlons.'
Table tennis will be a new
sport added to the host of others this
year. With so many tcams cntcrlng
the competitiqns,. cach playcr is al-lowed
to play on only two of the team
games. o
The open air concerts and danccs.
and the cultural compctltions, the
wiener roasts, slng songs. new fricnds
— ali wlll be part of this great celcr
bratlon. :'
Festival fever is: contaglous. Last
year, only Ontario and Quebec held
them, and now they have spread
across the country. Perhaps It wlll
be possible beforc very long to hold a
National Youth Festival for a Grcater
Canada,"
are some of « i c centres who wJll »cnd
youth to Camp Palermo. Each centre
is running a popularity contest. The
vinncrs will compcte for the grand
Star on the July 1 weekend. Plays,
songs, dances, teams of ali kinds
wonderful activity is generäted as the
preparations roU into hlgh gear, A
new feature of this festhral wlll be
the drama compctltions. In prepara-tlon
for this event AUUC youth clubs
are prqjaring an evening of one-act
plays to take place at We8t Toronto'!
Hall, Dupont 8t.. £unday evening
May 29.
Yritys AthleUc C|ub ts taking
The Facts of Life
Pittsburgh. — Tnc March 15 Lviue
of Westinghousc News exprciscsi a-larm
editorially ovcr the reftults of a
recently conducted survey among high
School scnioi-s of 86 schools in variou.')
scctions of the United States.
The company'.s paper reporU the
following survey rcsults:
1. EJghty-two per cent do not l)C-lieve
we have competition in buKinesn
•2. Stxty per cent .said owncr« gct too
much of the prof its.
3. Seventy-six per cent said ownci's
get most of the gain-s from new ma-chinery.
4. Pifty-fivc per cent .seem to agrec
with the CommunLst thcory. 'from
each, according to hi,'i ability, to ca«h
according to his nccd».'
5. Sitxty-one per cent don't think
the incentlve of prof its i« riccca-iary
for the survival of our By.stem.
6. Sixty per cent said a workcr
should notproduce ali hc can.
The Westlnghou.se News cornplains
these studenLs haven't been getting
the right kind of Information amJ
suggesta what it« cmployccs Ähouid
do to teach their chlldrenJiow Ameri­can
buslne«» workfi,
Maybe the trouble is that parents
who work for companlcs like Wc»tjn«-
house have already long ago told thcir
chlldren how It workK!
PRESCRIPTION
The doctor who.-ie medical fiilll far
exceeded the clarlty of hi« handwrit-
Jng sent an invitation to a patlent to
spend an evening with him. addlng
that there would be rna-ilc, cardi, and
to on, •
The friend failed to turn up and
eent no explanation. TVhen they met
the followlng day the doctor aeked
whether he had recelved the note.
' "Yes. thank you", replied the other.
'•l took it to the druggtet and had it
m«de up. and I feel much better al­ready,"
stinking dnuik day after day after
day. And we do have to conccdc
that tlils Is qulto some sacrlflce for
tliesc cronles of otu-s.
V/c had nevcr particularly thought
of them asbclng Interestcd In "sci­ence",
but the llquor-drinklng-rat
cplsode just show{« us how wrong wo
can of tcn be about an cstlmatlon of
oven our own fiicnds and their inte-rests,
Howevcr; we should say In passing
that they do know their lickcr. So
aocomplishcd. indeed, has one bccome
that he can teli any brand at a sniff.
One time we rccall*hc was tcstcd on
every concelvablc brand and named
them ali. Even when they were
mixcd he could teli whftt wa.'« in the
mix. Pinally hc ,was trled on atralght
watcr. '^Well, what brand Is that?"
hc was asked. "Don't know that one,"
hc roplled, "but 1*11 teli youone thing
It ju.st won't sell." '
An intcrestlng sldellght of the ex-perlments
was the dlscovery that vod­ka
is the purest alcohoUc drlnk and
iproduces less hang-over per fluld
ounce than ali other brandn and
grades of hooch. And if John Fostcr
DuUes is listening hc wlll mostlikely
read into this dlscovery a ncO angle
on the much-debated Yalta Confer-ence.:
Another thought on the experlment
Is the tale of the fellow who uscd to
go to a bar ovcry nlght. One: nlght
his wlfe followed him, sat next to h lm
at the bar and ordercd a shot of ryc.
She drank i t dowu and' made a:wry
facc. "Ugh," £ihe saldi "how can you
drlnk this awfui etuff?". The hurfiand
smllcd,"Sec houoy. and ali of these
years you've been saylng that IVe Juat
been havlng a good time," ..
We don*t know.how the rats wUl
like the .Story of the fdlow who got o
terriflc hangovcr and wa3 asked If
he'd care for a bromo 6eltzer.."Ye
Gods. no", hc stated. "I couldn't stand
Ihc noisp."
'VVhile we'rc at It mlght as wcli go
ori with Uic n'ory of the OB-ycar old
chap who had nevcr touchcd a drlnk
of llquor In his Ufo. Whcn some tcc-totalcrs
got wlnd of this they went to
visit the old fellow to gct ali the facts
SO that the Word could bc spread
about the advantagcs of abstalnlng.
Howo-/er, they could hardly hear what
hc had to .say bccaasc of: the terriflc
commotion in the next room. Flnally
they asked him what ali the noLsc was
about. "It'.s Just paw," hc roplled "hc'ft
132 today and hc's rlp-roaring drunk
agaln."
Whlch jUÄt gocs to prove, as Den­nis
0'ShauBhnc8.sy u.scd to put It
whcn he war« In his cups that "abstl-ncnce
Is a mlghty fine thIng — If Ifs
practiccd m modcration." '.
• • , • • » • . • » . , • -
Wc don't know about anyonc clsc;
but i f a always mighty plcaslng to us
when wc rcad of sclcntlstfi being cn-gägcd
in such "Scientific" pursults as
testing the walli>p of llquor. For the
way wc vlcw the matter is.that the
more scientlsts that gct cngagcd In
thcso pursuits the Icsa thcrc wlll be
of that pcculiar Bpecles of "sclcntlfst"
who devotc all of their waklng hours
to seclngvvhat type dcadilcr wcapon
can bc dcvlsod to assurc that more
people can be wlpcd out more qulck-ly.
So it li that wc «alutc thcac mcn
of science who arc concemed wlUv
"hanglng-ovcr" rathcr than "bang-in
« ovcr."
And we mlght add; too, that If
they cvcr run. out of rata to experl­ment
on, wc'vc bccn asked to glyc re-ferencc.?
for these cronles of our», Wc
might say that they can outdrlnk any
rats that wc'vc cver known, -
Torstaina, toukolc. 19 p— Thursday* May 19,195B
A MIRACLE EXPLAINED
Clarence Darrow, the great Ameri­can
labour lawyer. whllc- tourlng the
Holy Land, dcclded one day to make
a voyage acroaj the Sea of Galllec,
He lookcd Hh-jui for a suitable
ferry-man. chosc one that hc thought
likcly. and trled Immedlately to sett­ie
on a reasonable remuneratlon.
The chap stuck to what Darrow
thought an exortaltant flgure and
turnlng away In dlsgust, the Iawyer
made the now famous remark:
•'No wonder Chrlst walked!" .
I.OOKB ARE OECEIVINC
"How are you this momlng?"
•AU right,"
"Weil then, why don't you noUfy
your face?"
Canadan lyhytfilnii
paras Cannesissa
C«nnes. AmerlkhalaiocDTil-ni
"KUHy" Ml lunUviilikona,
loukolutun II pnii fcansalni-ftiisen
filmlfesUvaalin cuoreii palfcfn-naii.
ObJaaJ» on Oelbert Blsnn
J» Piilosina näyttelivät Ernest
Borgnina Ja Betsy Blair.
ParhaaUe dilesD^jtleUJälln pn»
nettavan :pabJnnonsal Spencer
Tracy. clofcavaasa "Bad Day at
BlacJi RocV.
: Ohjaajapaiklnnol salvat venä­läinen
Serge VasUJef Ja ransfca-
' lainen Jules Dassin.
Paras draamafUml; "Itään Ee­denistä
» (V8A).
rai:as musilkklUml: "Romeo Ja
Julia" <NeuvostoIUtto).
Paras lyhytfilmi: "Blhtklty
BUnk" (Canada).
Paras dokumentaarlfIlmi: «Tulen
saari" (Italia).
Paras iM!lostusriInil:"Syvänme-.
renlcatastus" (Ranska),
i Kunniamaininta: "Kultainen
antilooppi" (Neuvostoliitto).
Enemmän Canadan
omaa TV-ohjelmaa
halutaan Canadassa
Llberty-magaslinl toimitti äsket­täin
kyselyn canadalalsten teleivisio-ohjelman
scuraajain keskuudessa, tie­dustellen
mitä toivomuksia heillä o l l -
Ml ohjelman suhteen. _
Kysely esitettiin knlkklaajl 13,125
henkilölle.
00 prosenttia vastauksen anta­neista
ilmaisi tolvomnksenaai ole­van,
että tuUsI olla enemmän Ca-
'nadaa koskevaa, canadalalsten
kirjoittamaa Canadassa valmis­tettua
Ja canadalalsten. ohjaa- .
maa ohjelmaa.
Magaiillnln toimittaja Frank Rasky
sanoo Itseään eniten ihmetyttäneen
canadalalsten "llppu-patriwttlsuu^
dcn" ja että canadalalset katsovat
CBC: n salrastanran alcmmusskomp-leksia
tuottaessaan <!;anadBan niin
paljon yhdysvaltalaista ohjelmaa.
Hän myöntää, että vain muutamat 11-
rtxalslvat pitävämä yhdyavalUlalscsta
ohjelmasta.
Toimittaja Raskyn olisi pitänyt
kuitenkin Uctää; että canadalalsten
patrioottlsuus el ole mitään pinnallis­ta
"llppupatrlotlsmia'', vaan että se
on c s o l t u s canadalalsten pyrkimyk­sestä
vapautua USA:n vallan alalsuu-dcnia.
kuten New Frontlcr-lehdessä
Eclostettiin Jo kaksi vuotta sitten.
Paukku pyyparveen
sarvipää kuoppaan
Bcrnay, Ranska. — Muutamat' ur­hoolliset
metsästäjät Bcrnayn tienoil­la
syytivät Jokin aika sitten aseistaan
hauleja pcltopyyparvca kohti. Kun
mcLsaÄtäJät lähtivät kokoamaan saa­listaan
huoma.slvat hc. että peltopyyt
olivatkin rauhallisesti laitumella
käy;i'tcntclcviä lehmiä.
Muun kurjuuden ILsäkÄl oli yksi leh-mLstä
saanut haullcatccn utareisiin
Ja pahinta oll, e t t ä Juuri tämä lehmä
oli parhaiten lypsävä koko maalimas­sa.
Se oli nimittäin "Marie I", joka
saavutti äskettäin maailmanmesta­ruuden
lyp;<yleiunlen Joukos/u.
•'Marie 1" kuoli saamiinsa vammolr
hin ja omlsta/Ja .sai puoli miljoonaa
frangia vakuutusyhtiöltä, Hän liaas-tol
kuitenkin metsästäjän oikeuteen
vaatien viisi miljoonaa vahingonkor­vauksena.
Tuomarh?n mielestä va­kuutussumma
oli kultenkit^rllttävä Ja
lehmänampuja pääni vapaaksi.
Sydämelllsei onnittelumme
Liisa ja Erik Nyranille
heidän 25-vuotlNhääpäivänsä Joh­dosta.
Joka oli toukokuun 17 p;nä,
mutta JoU Juhlittiin toukokuun 14
p:nä seuraavien sukulaisten Ja
ystävien läsnäollessa:
June Ja Henry Nyran
Miss Bevcrly Sbnpson
Eric Nyran
Elsa Ja Einar C, Hoffrcn
K a r l Lehto
Mr», Tyyne Tolvarlncn
Mr, j a mrs. Peter Laine
Mr. Ja mrs. Kujanpää
Eva Ja Hugo Rundberg ,
Hilma, Eari Ja George Barnett
A l l i Ja Ed. Kauppi
•'. • • •'—• •. • " •
KIITOS
Olipa »e yllätys! Olisi hauska
nähdä voidaanko s i t ä vielä ovelam­min
järjestää. Kas näin sanottiin:
suomesta tulee televisiolähetys klo
8, joten on vain 10 minuuttia aikaa-
Oli mentävä mallin matka, mutta
sehän meidän piti nähdä , , , K u n
sitten tulimme takaisin oli kotim­me
tilkopuoli entisen näköinen,
mutta sisäpuoli oli niin koristettu,
e t t ä «Itä voisi verrata Pietarin pa­latsiin.
Kauniit köynnökset riippui
katossa ja pöytä oll koristettu kau-nUksl.
Siinä oll ruokaa j a juomaa,
hopeaa Ja rahaa.
-Enrme löydä «anoja tulkltak-
4emme kiitollisuuttamme, mutta
suokaa minulle anteeksi tytmiisty-mlsenl,
kun sisälle tullessamme
näimme yhdessä tunnissa tapahtu­neen
muutoksen. Sitten se selvisi,
kun Kaisu Laine sanoi, e t t ä nyt on
25 vuotta siltä kun teidät vihittiin.
Sydämelliset kiitokset teille rak­kaat
toverit suuresta yllätyksestä
Ja kalkista lahjoista I
, 43BIK JA LIISA NYRAN
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