Vapaus, October 27, 1955

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: Vup,; citlzens, the mäh said as he
ilashed • a mouthfui of moiih, it sure
, is a ''miracJe" that the' dIscpvererÄ
of sp mny 'Tniracle'' dentifrice^
ruri out pf "iniräcles'';^
But, llke the bpss saylng ^'ijo" to
evcrythlng. ' miraCle" tooth pastes
seejnlngiy are never-ehdlng.
Every time we read of a new "dis-
Commercial, we aiwäys feel iike say-
Jng "thJs is where we came i n ."
Por durSig the yeafs that we've
held onto those two teeth of ours
«re^eniet:Miriam wlth Irlum, am-tni-
dent> chlorophyU, the äntlenzymes,
Sfnd nöw its gardol; Of course, we've
had ali of the othCT magic forniulas
siich as X-i7. BZY-i2 and 23-skIdoo.
There have been mahy öthers and
Ipoking back ön ali of the claims
that ali of them have made we would
vi conclude that if they afforded biie-
' one hundredth of the protection that
nthe admen clalm for them, we'd be
^rlting this' column wlth clenched
teeth — instead of plumted; g i i ^
Then, too, the -need for dentists
Wouid raye di&ppeare<jf and the den-
: tai profession wouid.reallyhayefiome
• ;teingvt^ dpwn Ih the iiiouth
] ;^bbut/'pentJste* chairs;w^
t^e seen oniy in faarber. shops and
i^useums if the claims pf ipoth pastes
were somethlhg riot tö be J squeeMd
, 'y'^, r"
• But life and advertlsing belng -»liat
i they are the,/"miräclfes" are still
p^raculpusly alloviring an everincreas-
^^g number of dentitits tp stay iii busi-
' ( jiess. Matter of fäct if ali of the
: ^eth , that AW , extracted- fr<Mn
iriouths which had tried ali pf the
' 'miracles" were laid one on top of
t^e^other m could Indeed be
Tpi^Afi out of molars.
/ ; it's a case of .caries carrylng on, as
it vere.
, Npw we.don't want the folk to get
the idea that \ve're against the multi-
; pilllion dollar advertlsing campaign
torconvince people to buy. the newest
fnltracle" befpre they're eveh halfway
• through the preyious önes. Horrörs,
no»-
\:.:y:'J!he way -vve view. the situatlpn is
that its brtly money thäfs bingspeht.
But. theri again, as Robert penchley
. onte put it so äptly, "Is it the tooth,
the whole tooth, and nothing but the
too^h?" Or, Just what is the blte?
Apd Is (Miriam wlth Irium, now re-'
pl^ccd by a new "miracle", able to
: draw hcr unemployment Insurance,
•tjje imagine too, we sald tpngue
i|V*gums, that ali of the ads must
bo. true becoz they're in the papers.
And wh6 ever knew the frce press
to be other than true, blue' and,
natch, free.
But sometimes we Just wonder
äbout ali of ^thfc cJaim.*; made. Can
every product ; reaJly be "tlie best
one." Does cholorpphyll really f yli
the byli when it comes to stopping
bad smells, firom smelling bad? Now.
mind you,' some of the claims must
be partiaUy true, becoz we knov; any
number of. people who wear ' 'par-tiais,"
)
it would be utterly ridiculous, of
course. for any tooth paste firm to
teli people "to smile and show their
pearly stpre-boughten teeth."
That is unless the particular free
and enterprising company « a s alsP
miaking false teeth to gp with the
false claims it makes for its dentifrice.
•In any event bur advice it that if
you still have sbme bf the old-style
"miracle" tooth paste aroiind, dori't
throw It away. Coz by the time
you get to the bottom of It, odds ai e
that a new "miracle" will be liero
And Iike someone bnce told us "some
dentlfrlces are almost äs good as sait
aiid water, anyway."
Also don't thrpw away your fa-vprite
deiitists phone number. For
regardless of the ädman's newest
pitch on the newest ' miracle" see-ing
a dentist regularly Is still the
best way of being able to keep "say-ing
a mouthful." — E. News.
n mm s
Will
WiU 'Soviet boxers someday compete
against pro boxers in other countries?
This guestion came to mind while I
was reading an account of a tourna-ment
between Soviet and English
amateur ringmen, held a fortnight
ago in Londönr
, The Soviet boxers wbn eight of lp
bouts, several -via the knockout route,
and looked sö good that a British
jsports Tvriter sald that "from fly-weight
to heavyweight they are cap-able
of matching the best in the
World" and added that the Russian
heavyweight Algirdas Shotsikas was
"'as good as Britain's best professlon-als."-
; Granting that Britain'* best pro-fessionals
ären't up to much thesie
days, that's still high praise for an
amateur boxer. -
Downed but not out, New York Ranger's goalie Gump Worsley, tries desperately tö wrest the
puck from Maple Leafs Sid Smith, left, while Eric Nesterenko, right, stands by.' The latter
opened the scoring as the cellar-dwelling Toronto team edged Rangers 3-2. Although Rängers,
perenbial cellar-dvvellers, now share.a secondplace tiis with Boston, coach Phil WatsDn is plan-ning
a number of changes.
ACTIVITliES UNLIMITED
Anit^, is Visiting the
Lakehead and is on Her
Way 'to Sudbury
Don't forget to inake a special
point of hearing wliat Anita Hor-riclc
bas to say abont Ker ex- •
t«isive travels in Europe this
snmmer. ArUcIes written by her, :
appearing in Club News, have in-dicated
tbat she had a wonder-ful
experience aiid -yonr e^
urges ali niaders to take adva^
tage of this tmusual opportonity.
Anita will ^ in the L^ehead
fromi October 28—31. On the
31st she wiU tiespeaking in Port
Arthur.
After that she will be arriving
in the Sudbury district, stopping
over at the Soo on the.ith. On
the 5th of'.November ,she will
speak in Beaver Lake, on the
6th in Sudbury, on the 7th in
IVhitefish and. on the 8th in
..; Wanup.
"Por what was the Louis XIV chief-ly
respbnsible?" -asked the history
professor. .
The eäger beaver, in the front row
had, his hand up in.a Jiffy.
"Louis XV, sir", he said.
Anyone wjth a grairi of sense
ftouJd say "Impossible ! !" if he
were äsked whether anoperetts of
three acts. a east of over twenty,
ten dances and some twenty songs
cpuld be staged five weeks after the
parts were Jianded out. If on top
of such a proposition he were told
that a lärge part bf the east did not
know how to read the language
(writteh, not at ali; spoken, just a
passing acquaintance); that no Pro­fessional
actors or singers were to
take part; that rehearsals would
ali have to take place. after schooI
or work, he would surely exclaim —
"Utterly. utterly,impossible!-!"
(Come of think bf it; there were
many volces who cried, "Impossible"
when Marilyn Bell jumped into Lake
Ontario.) ! • ••,
The 'impossible" has happened'
agaih. The feat must be acclaimed
as another achievement of Canada's
youth.-^ • It is time that these ybuhg
people bring such achievements to
wider and wlder^ audiences, beqaiise
such is the rea! stuff of Canadian
culture.
The honour on this occasion goes
to Finnish Canadian youth of To­ronto
who made the impossible pos-sible
in being the backbone of two
performances of an operetta — "Mus-
•talals-Manja" bullt around a theme
of gypsy life in Finland. Some of
the important leadlng parts were
taken by the senior menibers pf the
Drama Society of the Finnish Ör-ganizatiori
whose
terans pf the am:
of course. \ital
The direction of
the hands of on
capable (to put
directors. •
The wonder is
but more incompr
further afterthou
.quallty achieved
merit. From the
the curtain on the
last high spirited
at hpw skilfully
gypsy life was cr
Becaxise it was si
it is difficult to b(
say that had a f
rehearsal been pof
ing coidd have bee
the Production,
congruous note mi
At the beginning
the iritroduction 6
melody for one of
a bit. If it is p
wculd. be a pity
perhaps the dlrecti
for dorrection of t
Some 600 peopl
naanpes. Shäme!
young.people Ijega
plder members pf
they stop being s61
logetic or excluslv«
which ikeeps such
the exclusive pri;
audiences. — Hilii
LESSONS FROM THE PAST/
CHINESE STUDY ANCIENT^^^^
F. br Members of Vancouvcr's New Club
Vancouver. - Greetings from the
land of the Grey Cup; and out here,
we the natives. like to / think
of it also as the future home of
the Grey Cup. Now l>efore any snide
cornments are expfessed might I
ipoint out that the word "future"
has unllmited potential! Comiag
dQwn to brasstacks — how are
chances of some kind individual
down East supplying your West coast
reporter Avith ajhalf a dozen tickets
to, the Novembjrr • 26th ciassic; well,
how about a couple; at least one?
Who cares? We've been told' that ih
• f ;
much
m
no'*"äb5ent-mihded
didÄ't know what
im.
I
By KAREL CAPEK
'From his Book of the Apocrypba
you know the story about Archi-niedes
wasn't at ali the way they
wrote it up; it's true he, wäs killed
whPn the Romans conquered Sy-ractise,
but not that a Roma^ soldier
broke • into ihis house Ib plunder and
that Archimedes, absorbed in drawing
some geometric constructions, growl-edf
at him angrily, "Don*t spoil my
clrcles!" s '•.•^••v'
the flrst place, Archimedes was
professor who
was golng on
around him. On the contrary, he was
by jiature a real soldier who had i n -
veöted militaiTir machines for Syr-acuse,
for the defense of the city. In
th^iE':second place, the Roman soldier
; was'not a drunken pillager, but an
edUcated and ambitious staff lieuten-ant
-named Lucius who knew with
. whbm he had the pleasure and who
had .not conje to plunder, instead he
gave a military salute in the door-
- way and said, "Good day, Archjm-edes."
Archimedes ralsed his eyes from
the wax tablets where : he actually
•/^,was drawing something and said:
•:NOW what?". '
"Archimedes," said Lucius, * we
kno\y that without your military
machines these SyracUsans couldn't
have. held out a month, as it was
they kept US busy for two years. You
needn't think that we soldlers doh't
knpw how to appreciate that. Splen-
. did-machines, I congratulate you."
Archimedes wavied his hand.
"Please. Thai, was nothing. -An prdl-nary
projectile mechanism — a mere
toy. It has no great significance
scientifically/* '
"But it has for the military," re-marker
Lucius. "Listen here, Archi­medes.
I came to teli you that you
should work with us."
*\Vlth !whom?" •
•"•^Vith us Romans. You must know
after ali that Carthage is on the
decljhe. Why should you glve them
any more help? Just watch us fix
Carthage. You'd better come aTong
with us ali of you."
"Vfity?" grumbled Archimedes. "It
just SO happens that we Syracusans
are Greeks..Why should we go along
•with you?" ,
"Because you live in Siclly and we
tmi
need Sicily." .;•,„••••
•And why do you need it?" :
"Because we want to rule the
Mediterranean."
I "Aha," said Archimedes, and look­ed
thoughtfuUy at his wax tablet.
•'And whät do you need it for." ,
'•Wlioever rules the Mediterranean
rules the World," said Lucius. ' That's
clear, after ali."
"Now, do you really ihave to rule
the World."
"Yes, the Romans' mission is to
become rulers of the earth. And I
teli j-Pu they will be, top."
"Maybe." said Archimedes, and
erased something from the wax
tablet. "But I shouldn't advise you
to, Lucius. Look here. rulihg the
World can give you a terrible lot Pf
trouljle sPmetlmes. Ifs a, pity to go
tp ali the work you'll Tiäve with it."
• Ali; the same, weai be a great
empire."
"Great empire." mumbled -Ar­chimedes.
"If I draw a small circle
or a big circle, jfs oniy a circle ali
the same. There are Hmits still —
you'll never get rid of the limits,
Lucius. Do • you think that a big
Circle is more perfect than ä small
Circle? Do you think you'are ä great-er
geometrician if you draw a larger
•ciiclei"-):: •[••^C.// ^^y:^
"You Greeks are ahvays playjng
around with arguments." objected
Lucius. "AVe show we are rlght in a
different way."
•How?"
"By deeds. or example, wfc conquer­ed
your Syracuse. Ergo, Syracuse be-longs
to us. Isn't that clear enough
proof?"
.j:'Jt is." said Ardiimedes, and scrat-ched
his head with his stylus."Yes,
you conquered Syracuse. oniy it isn't
and won't be the same Syracuse it
was. This was a great and glorious
city, my dear man, now it will never
be great agajn. Ifs a pity about Syra­cuse."
,':
• "On the other hand Röme wUl be
great. Rome must be the strongest
on the whole terrestrial sphere."
'\Vhy?';
"To defend herself. The stronger
we are, the more enemies we have.
Therefore we must be the strongest
of ali."
"As far as force is concerneid."
mumbled Archimedes. "I am some-what
of a physlcist, Lucius, and I"ll
teli you something, force counter-balances
force."
"Thafs a sort bf law, Lucius. Force
exerted is counterbälanced. The
stronger you are the more force you
.will need to use; and there \yili come
a. time . ."
• What do you mean?" .
"Oh, nothing. I'm np prophet, my
dear fello\v, I am oniy. a physiclst.
Force' balances force. More than that
I don't know.' ,
•'Listen here. Archimedes, would-h't
you liice. to \vork;.with iis? lYou
have no idea what huge possibilltles
wcu!d ope:i up for you In Rome. You
would construct the strongest mllita-i-
y machines in the World—;. '
"You 11 have to: excUse me, Lucius;
I'm an old man , and I'd still like
:to wcirk out prie 6r two of my ideas.
As you see, I,äm Just now draughting
something here."
••Archimedes. aren't you attracted
by the idea of conquering the wPrld
with:iis?Whydon't you speak?"
'Excuse me," Archimedes muttered
over hiis tablets, "what were ypu say-
•ing?"- y
••That a person like you could get
to rule the World." .:•
"Hm, World rule," said Archimedes
abstractedly. •'You must not be angry
wlth me. but I have something more
Important here. You know, some­thing
permanent. Something that
wlll really last." '
. ; 'Wliat's that?"
"Look out, don'tmess up my clrcles.
Ifs ä methöd pf calculatirigthe area
of sectors of clrcles."
Information was later glven out
tliat the scholar Archimedes 'had; ac-i
cldentally lost liis life.
L O C A L C A L L '
• Whlle vlstirig, frlfinds in Ohio, a
Texas tycoon suddehly rememliered
Unfirilshed business at home, so he
pläced a long dlstance call to Dallas
and asked the telephone oparatbr to
hiform him hbw much the toll was
SO that he could relmburse his frlends.
When he had fInished ; talking, the
ojierator told him that the total
charges were $8.25.
" G r e a t balls of flre!" the Texan
shouted. "In Texas I can call hell for
15,-cent5.". ; .•.
"Yes sir,'' the operated responded
.sweetly. "But in Texas that l.s .n local
cäll." •
any eveht the comforts are
grsater when viewing tlirough the
medium of TV. ;
Leaving aslde news of iessei: im-pdrtanceitmlght.
be tuneiy to report
that. ialthough the seasoh ; will not
be-tippn us for another three or li^ur
months,.the gang out here are nppe-theless
preparing for iridPor actlvi-ties.
Whar could be called the ffrst
official meeting of the"SISU" FCYC
was-held at-the Clinton Hall earlier
this week:;HOW*S that agaln? Did
I hear spmebpdy ask what is the
"SISU" FCYC? • Come cioser you
ignöränt child "while I spread sbme
bf-the details!: ; ' : ' ' , . , - ; i , . ' : • ; • - . • ; • , "•
First iet us take the initials F.GY.O.
They • istarvd . for Pinnish-Cahäbian
Youth' Club; and that in itself shouid
be sufflclent explanatlon. The hame
of the club - SISU — requlres no
explaining;. SISU is SISU if yPu knbw
what I mean! The name :was:chosen
because It not orily shows the; deter-minatlbn
of. the .foundei-s to niake
tlie club a success, but it also reniinds
us thiat we ali should have some of
that ingredient If our plans and hopes
are to come trtie. . The members
themselves come from varlous back-grounds,
some English speaking, some
Engllsh-Flnnish speaking, some, PmT
nishc speakirig, some Pinnish-English
speaking. aiid some who äre absolute-ly
impartial arid just; love speaking;
Prpspectlve. memt^rs need fear; no;:
restrictions pn this regard.; It isbnly;
asked that they :häve a. deslre to
take part in ;the clubWactivitles:
iNpxt questlon naturally will Ix
"what is the purpose of the club?"
rs'bi,v slnce a copi' bf the cpnstltution
is not before nie, I shall explain in
simple English; instead bf uslhg
tpdlous: qubtes; The.^firsf alm Is to
prpylde the feilpws and gals, who
frequent the Clinton HaU, with a
forin pf orgänlzed actlvlty.; This iri
itself should: add another fcur or
five yeärs tp the expected life of
the furniture in that building, The
programme of the SISU F . C . Y : C . will
ihclude athletie,' cultural and. educa-tlonal
-activities;In^ fact just iabout
anythlng that yoU wbuld deslre. .One
bf the polnts brought clearly forward
was that. any member may, brganize
a new activitiy and if he recelves'
suppprt from others uitei-ested,. the
club as a Whble wlll: do its utmpst
tö help further said aetivity.
Just as a starter, plans were laid
tb hold weekly square-dancing ses-sions
durihg the rainy season. The
boys' gym group has already held
a few very strenuous workouts; and
I sa,w a ping^pbng table taking an
awfui beating the other night. The
following piece of biackmail is direct-ed
at any pf ypu kids who are get-trng
interested and are curiPus to
hear more: detäUs about SISU. Come
to the next meeting which will be
ät the Clinton Hall, Tiiesday, 'Novem-br.
first, sfarting 7.30 pJTI. ITOU should
have rio trouble fIndlng the, Hall,
and phce there just direqt yPui* steps
tpwärd ali the : hbise ajid laughter.
Then you'll have the answers to such
questions as whp are the; old members,
who are the of f icers: pf; the club,
and the dätes and times-the various
activities i . hiave mentioned take
placej• •
I realize that by the time the ex-parise
pf this great "country-of ours
is crossed, this article in print wiil
arrive in Vancouver exactly on Np-yember
f irst. But tha,t should oniy
prove more of a challenge for, you
tb drop your knife and. förk, puli ori
your • raincoat, and race the teh or
;twelye miles tb. the Clinton Hall in
time for : the riieeting. Be seelng
you! — GulUver.
'New vistas of human prpgress are
opening on each new day as the
Geneva conference heralded the dawn
of renewed East-West cooperation
in the Sciences. In ä recent article
in the British medical Journal, the
Lancst, Dr. D. W. James describes a
curious blending of the old and tlie
new in medical science. '
Faced by a serious shortage in
medical personnel, the Chinese Peo-i3le's
Government from the begin­ning
undertook an extensive program
of expansion of medical schools and
hospitals.,
Although Western advances in me­dical
practice was emphasized the
development; • and investigation of
traditional . diinese medicine were
also encouraged on the basis that the
experience of hundreds of . years 1§
likely to contaih things of; value
which should be iricorporäted into
the body of modem Cliinese medical
practice. -y
Chinese medlcine has an illustrious
and distinguished. history going back
at leäst 5,000 years to the period pf
the Emperor Shen Nung who wrote
the first knPwn materia medica. In
ancient times the Chinese practiced
innpculation against small pPx by
placing dried scabs from the sufferer
into the ncse. Sheep's thyroid yi&s
iised to'treat cretinism i i i the flrst
century A. D, For over 2,000 years
a System.of governmeiit eXamihation
and reglstratlon öf medical practi-tioners
has existed. .
"The Chinese Peopie's Democratic
Government has encouraged a syste-niatic
investigation of the remedles
and therapeutic methods of tradi­tional
medicine. Under the. guidance
of Dr. -Wu Cliih-ching, dean pf the
medical institute at Senysng, whp
studied medicine in England and the
UJS., Chinese medical science is try-ing
to extract and remold what; is
valuable from what was a previpusly
neglected mixture of experience and
superstition. Stace. 1949 a ,number
of chairs in the History of Medicine
have been established and there is
in progress an extensive survey of
the ancient literature.
This approach promises to yield
significant Information. The inves­tigation
of traditional "herbal reme-dies
has been imderway for some
years and already over 300 pres-criptions
have been studied on the,
recommendation of scholars studying
the old literature. Scientists in the
Peking public health läboratories have
reported the isolation of a drug 'hav-ing
great promise for the treatment
of amebic and bacillary dysentery and
are now investigating ä drug said
to be effective against tubeirculosis.
Many years ago the drug ephedrine
was isolated ' from the herb. Ma
Huang, preparations bf which häd
been used in China for centuries.
One bf the most striking features
bf present day Chinese medicine is
the. revi vai and ,study of Cheri Chiu
therapy, commonly known in the
Western worid as acupuncture*" and
the moxa. In Chen Chiu treatment,
long needles of gold or Silver are
inserted into the. tlssues, the number.
MANY CANADIAN SPÖRTSFIRSTS
HAVE SPREÄb ACRÖSS THE^^ \ ^
, By BERT WIIYTE
Fpotball as played today is: largely
an American-style game, ; although
indirCctly Canadiäns are responsible
fcr introduclng. the game to the
Yankees, slnce rugby Tvas played here
yeärsbefore it became popular squth
of the Ijorder. McGill first taught
the game to an American team back
in 1874. ^••
Canadlans generally . dori't know
enough about their owri history, arid
that includes''most sports history. Yet
this nation which has shown a pre-ference
tb participant games since
its birth, has much to be proud of
in the world of sports^ for Canadlans
have invented games which have
spread.tp many parts bf the globe
(notably lacrosse, hockey and basket-ball),
^ ;;•.;•••••••'•• • .;; •
The first recorded Canadian track
and field meet was staged In 1839 on
the Caer Howell Grounds, about four
miles north of Toronto. It lasted four
days and 600 athletes competed
Among the winners were farmers and
Industrial workers, mostly tailors.
Three years later-the Toronto Ath-letlc
Ciub held a big track meet, and
musty records show that the. Winner
of the 200-yard hurdle race (a for-gotten
event today) was won by
John B. Robinson, later Lieutenant
Governor of Ontario. .
The Montreal Olympic Club was
f ormed in 1842, and in 1844 staged ä
meet at which Tarlsonkwon, an Iri-dian,
won the mile i n ^ minutes 52
seconds. •,',.''•"••;,•.
•Lacrosse was an indian game,; of
course, and; was later picked up by
the French. The English brought
cricket with them to this coimtry and
for many decades lacrosse and cricket
were two of the most popular sports.
"Canada, partly French and partly
English, was a land of sports before
people south of the border were doing
much more thän pitching horseshoes,"
riptes Menke's authoritative . E n ­cyclopedia
of Sports.
Winter sports developed tiy Can­adlans
include snowshoeirig, ice skat-ing,
dog-sled racing and tobogganing.
Scottish soldlers who came to this
country for garrlson duty in the early
days brouglit with them the sport of
curiing, still a major sport to this
day.
Canadlans pioneered cycling on
this continent. The Canadian Wheel-men,
brganized in .1883, is the first
cycling club on recsrd. '
Canadlans have always siipported
spectator sports, too. Horses inhabited
this continent 45,000.000 years ago;
vanlshed fpr some unknown reason
about 20 miUion years later; reap-peared
a. million yeärs ago in a larg­er
form then disappeared again. It
wasn't until the 16th century, when
Cortez brought horses from Spain to
Mexico,, that the hprse was hiere to
stay.
site and depth c
disease. The moxa
into the skin of s
are ignited. Some
ling are described
ing from the Sun
methods have bee:
and America and
current medical tej
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Ministry of Public
these methods. It
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absorbed Into army
ment organiaztions.
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Horse racing has b
nized. sport in North
most 300 years, but
distinction of stagin
tabllshed race of coi
ce, the King's Plate.
Kingston,- Ontario,
place pf ice hbckey, v
played near the Tei
racks in 1855 (tlipug
shinny was in vogue
. The first league t
teams from the Roy
lege, Queen's Unlye
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champlonship.
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istence in 1893, and w
ed to the top Cai
tearii: later to the 1
team. Pro hockey bej
1900's.
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Canadlans have play
of sports. For that a
requlred. some day it